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Let me tell you about
the night I was on the most perfect date of my life when I got
attacked by a pair of enormous alien chopsticks, which then shoveled me
into a giant plastic straw that Hoovered me up into their alien spacecraft.
When I got there, I had to pleasure an oversized green donut
with custard cream filling. And when all was said and done...
Well, that's when
the you-know-what hit the fan, and everything just got real.
And it was only the beginning!
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